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Printed The Grumpy Donkey | Men's T-Shirt | Dad Gift | Funny Dad Gift UK
£20.00
Unbothered. Unimpressed. Absolutely done with everything — but still the one holding it all together.
For the dad who doesn't need to say much. The look says it all.
Soft, classic tee in black.
Printed in the UK
Size guide: S → chest 96-101 cm M → chest 101-106 cm L → chest 106-111 cm XL → chest 111-116 cm 2XL → chest 116-121 cm
The perfect gift for the dad who gets it — or a treat for himself.
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colours are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colours. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customisable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
Returns
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return on ready-made pieces, unworn and in their original packaging. Personalised pieces are stitched to your words, so they can't be returned unless they arrive faulty. Email hello@minemalist.london and we'll put it right.
Delivery
UK delivery is a flat £2.50 on every order. Ready-made pieces are dispatched the next business day and usually arrive within 2-3 business days. Personalised pieces are stitched individually, so allow 2-3 business days to make, and 3-5 business days from order to doorstep. We ship within the UK only.
Made in London
Minemalist is a one-person embroidery studio in London, run by Mine. Orders are made and dispatched from London, and personalised pieces are stitched individually to order - your words, exactly as you enter them. Questions before you buy? Email hello@minemalist.london.