Printed Currently Staff, Ultimately Queen | Women's T-shirt | Funny Mum Gift UK | Mum Gift from Son
She runs the house, does the school run, makes the packed lunches, referees the arguments — and somehow still has lipstick on.
She's not the queen. Not officially. But we all know the truth.
A tee for the mum who's clocked in 24/7 and still hasn't been promoted.
Printed in the UK
Perfect as a gift, or a treat for the woman who deserves a throne but got a to-do list instead.
Get confortable with this premium women's plain jersey t-shirt. With its crew neck, short sleeves, and modern relaxed fit, it's the perfect choice for effortless style, no matter where you are.
Features: Double needle sleeve and bottom hems, ribbed knit collar without a seam, neck and shoulder tape.
Fabrication: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colours, heather colours are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 64.1 | 66.1 | 68 | 69.9 | 71.8 | 73.7 |
| B) Width (cm) | 94 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132.2 | 142.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 47 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66.1 | 71.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 19.7 | 21 | 22.2 | 24.1 | 26 | 27.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.2 | 26 | 26.8 | 27.5 | 28.3 | 29 |
| B) Width (inches) | 37 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.5 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 7.8 | 8.3 | 8.7 | 9.5 | 10.2 | 10.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Tumble Dry | Do not tumble dry |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Iron or steam with low heat |
Returns
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return on ready-made pieces, unworn and in their original packaging. Personalised pieces are stitched to your words, so they can't be returned unless they arrive faulty. Email hello@minemalist.london and we'll put it right.
Delivery
UK delivery is a flat £2.50 on every order. Ready-made pieces are dispatched the next business day and usually arrive within 2-3 business days. Personalised pieces are stitched individually, so allow 2-3 business days to make, and 3-5 business days from order to doorstep. We ship within the UK only.
Made in London
Minemalist is a one-person embroidery studio in London, run by Mine. Orders are made and dispatched from London, and personalised pieces are stitched individually to order - your words, exactly as you enter them. Questions before you buy? Email hello@minemalist.london.